Five ways to lose five pounds in five minutes
Crystal Hohenthaner
Issue date: 9/28/04 Section: Juice: Life
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Losing five pounds in five minutes sounds too good to be true because it is. There are, however, a few ways to look like you've lost five pounds and some of them only take five seconds!
* One: Stand up straight. This means shoulders back boys and girls! Slouching makes you look thick.
* Two: Lock away the love handles. With the new fashions of low-rise pants and shorter tops many ladies and gents let their chubbier parts hang out. Bad move. Cover that chub.
* Three: Pull up your pants. No one looks thin with the rear of their jeans hanging low. It makes your rump look huge and misshapen.
* Five: Boost your bust. Ladies, I'll tell you what Victoria's secret is-good brassires can do body magic. They make you look magically thin. So spend the moolah on your boobahs.
Also, hide your back fat and defeat the uni-boob effect by avoiding sports bras unless you're at the gym.
* One: Stand up straight. This means shoulders back boys and girls! Slouching makes you look thick.
* Two: Lock away the love handles. With the new fashions of low-rise pants and shorter tops many ladies and gents let their chubbier parts hang out. Bad move. Cover that chub.
* Three: Pull up your pants. No one looks thin with the rear of their jeans hanging low. It makes your rump look huge and misshapen.
* Five: Boost your bust. Ladies, I'll tell you what Victoria's secret is-good brassires can do body magic. They make you look magically thin. So spend the moolah on your boobahs.
Also, hide your back fat and defeat the uni-boob effect by avoiding sports bras unless you're at the gym.